we are infinite

the scariest thing about being an adult is looking at a 20 dollar bill and realizing that holy shit i could just

buy an entire cake for myself and eat it and nO ONE COULD STOP ME?? IT DOESN’T EVEN HAVE TO BE MY BIRTHDAY JESUS CHRIST

(Source: conversationparade)

kenfucky:

opening the fridge for the first time after someone went grocery shopping

mormondad:

*buys Mother’s Day gift with moms credit card*

sarahgiveshi5s:

spn-fandom-breathing-heavily:

westbor0baptistchurch:

“But if you forget to reblog Madame Zeroni, you and your family will be cursed for always and eternity.”

not even risking that shit

Madame Zeroni is a bad bitch she’ll fuck your shit up

sammysamwinchester:

sammysamwinchester:

sammysamwinchester:

so it was recently my language arts teacher’s birthday, and one of his students brought him a cardboard cutout of legolas that now just sits in various places in our classroom, like today

legolas returns

my teacher wrote this himself
also when i told him about how many notes it has he nearly choked on his coffee so thanks for nearly killing my english teacher

phan-tabulous:

constellationofkasterborous:

constellationofkasterborous:

um something just printed and i didn’t print it

my parents are all asleep

i’m scared

it was tickets to yo gabba gabba live

are you gonna go

(Source: whoffle)

definitivelysarah:

megahetero:

\(•_•)
   )    )z
   /   \

you are the dancing queen

\(•_•)
   )    )z
   /   \

young and sweet

\(•_•)
   )    )z
   /   \

only seventeen

dancing queen

 (•_•)/
 <)    )
   /   \

feel the beat

 (•_•)
~)    )~
  /   \

of the tambourine

\(•_•)
   )    )-@*jingle*
   /   \

(Source: yeahaley)

jellybeing:

I just tried to say “Justin timberlake” outloud but it came out as “jimber timber”

catswithbenefits:

thesickestjokes:

What do you call a cheap circumcision?

A rip off.

i just threw up